Dave: 'Hello, Miss Miller.' Miss Miller: David, are you drunk? Dave: 'Hello, Miss Miller. Miss Miller: Hello? Huh? Simon: It's not your hearing aid, Miss Miller. He'll be putty in my hands.Īlvin: Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Simon: Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning where Dave is? Alvin: Exactly. Besides, we'll be back before Dave gets home. Alvin: What could be better? An all-expense-paid trip around the world and a chance at winning $100,000. Simon: I can't believe you'd deceive Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore. Bye-bye.' Is the tape recorder ready? Theodore: I think so. We just need Dave to say: 'Hello, Miss Miller, I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Klaus: Must you keep reminding me?! I underestimated Jamal! It won't happen again! Claudia: You bet, it won't! We're doing things my way this time! Brittany: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.Īlvin: Please, Simon. Claudia: Listen to me, Klaus! If you think I'm going to let you botch up this deal like you did the last one.

Who would suspect them? Klaus: No, Claudia, it's out of the question. Brittany: Hooray! I won! Alvin: You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for REAL! Brittany: Oh, is that so?! Alvin: Yeah, that so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now! Brittany: Oh, no, you can't! Alvin: I haven't had something special in my life! You never let me win! Claudia: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Klaus: Oh, don't be ridiculous. Alvin: Aw, nuts! Theodore: Since when does Alvin like playing Around the World in 30 Days? Simon: Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.

Simon: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave? Dave: Now, come on, fellas, she's a very nice woman. Besides, I've hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone. Dave: Alvin, for the very last time, this is strictly a business trip, it's just not practical. Alvin: See? I don't even know where the louvre is! Please, take me with you, Dave. Dialogue Alvin: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life, the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre in Rome! Simon: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.

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